“Always Be Grudging” by Michelle Hauck In late fall of 2013 it seemed my writer career had taken off. I’d just gotten an agent. I’d placed an earlier story, Kindar’s Cure, with a small press, but I didn’t feel complete without an agent. Now, my humorous middle grade story was being read by the important […]
One of the questions I get asked most often, by those who read my blog, is: “Veronica, why in the H do you hate Hemingway so much?” The answer to this question is as complex as my love of awkwardness. I hate him because I respect him. Also, because I feel like he probably never […]
1. Short people absolutely DO have a reason to live. 2. MILFs can be very, very dangerous. 3. If you ain’t nothing but a Hound, dog… [getting wasted and] crying all the time, you’re never getting laid. Chicks don’t dig that, man. 4. Keep guys with ponytails and weird names the hell away from your […]
Sorry I haven’t blogged in a few days, friends. I promise I’ll have many exciting things to report in the New Year, including a thrilling new WIP. In the meantime, here’s what my Christmas looks like: (Also this:)
Feel free to add your own captions for this photo in the comments. (I think you can find it on page 192 of the Skymall Catalogue.)
Waiting on word is the worst form of torture there is. And that’s about it for today’s wisdom, kids. Enjoy the day!