A little advice, from me to you.

Even if you’re desperate,

Even if you’re starving to death and think you can’t go on,

Even if it’s not too expensive,

Even if it’s 2:30 in the afternoon and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere and you realize you haven’t eaten anything all day,

Never, ever. EVER. Buy Chinese food from a gas station in the middle of the Caribbean.

(Lesson learned. Tough stuff.)