BREAKING NEWS

Also, did I mention that I’m judging a pitch contest next month?

Because I am. So. Excited!

News HERE

Contest website HERE

Calling all pitch virgins!!!
*Cracks Whip*
PREPARE TO BE SCHOOLED.

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9 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS

    1. Does it count as hurting if they love it…and beg for more?

      Hmm. I guess that depends on what you’re into.

      1. Nah, let’s just give them a safe word.

        ATTENTION VIRGINS:

        The safe word is “bibliotheca.”

        (Note: in order to be honored, the safe word must be properly pronounced. Don’t forget to roll the R.)

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