Written by VP AndersonMay 22, 2013May 22, 2013 BREAKING NEWS Also, did I mention that I’m judging a pitch contest next month? Because I am. So. Excited! News HERE Contest website HERE Calling all pitch virgins!!! *Cracks Whip* PREPARE TO BE SCHOOLED. Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrEmailPinterestLike this:Like Loading... Related 9 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS” You do understand you’re not allowed to actually hurt the contestants, right? RIGHT? Reply Does it count as hurting if they love it…and beg for more? Hmm. I guess that depends on what you’re into. Reply Maybe we need some kind of consent form/waiver… Nah, let’s just give them a safe word. ATTENTION VIRGINS: The safe word is “bibliotheca.” (Note: in order to be honored, the safe word must be properly pronounced. Don’t forget to roll the R.) Oh! Oh! School me. I’m dashing off to work on an entry. http://otherworlddiner.blogspot.com/2013/05/inspired-by-beginnings-thirteen-things.html Reply Hells to the yeah (or something like that)! I need to do this too (post the info, I’ll leave the whip cracking to you :p)! Reply Are you sure? It’s surprisingly soothing. *WHA-POW!* Almost like the ocean…. Reply We’re so excited to have you! *crack, crack, crack* Reply Haha! This was fun. I always love GIF stories. 😀 Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (Address never made public) Name Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.