Written by VP AndersonMay 22, 2013May 22, 2013 BREAKING NEWS Also, did I mention that I’m judging a pitch contest next month? Because I am. So. Excited! News HERE Contest website HERE Calling all pitch virgins!!! *Cracks Whip* PREPARE TO BE SCHOOLED. Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrEmailPinterestLike this:Like Loading... Related 9 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS” You do understand you’re not allowed to actually hurt the contestants, right? RIGHT? Does it count as hurting if they love it…and beg for more? Hmm. I guess that depends on what you’re into. Maybe we need some kind of consent form/waiver… Nah, let’s just give them a safe word. ATTENTION VIRGINS: The safe word is “bibliotheca.” (Note: in order to be honored, the safe word must be properly pronounced. Don’t forget to roll the R.) Oh! Oh! School me. I’m dashing off to work on an entry. http://otherworlddiner.blogspot.com/2013/05/inspired-by-beginnings-thirteen-things.html Hells to the yeah (or something like that)! I need to do this too (post the info, I’ll leave the whip cracking to you :p)! Are you sure? It’s surprisingly soothing. *WHA-POW!* Almost like the ocean…. We’re so excited to have you! *crack, crack, crack* Haha! This was fun. I always love GIF stories. 😀 Comments are closed.