Tonight, Robbie, Chris and I decided that we shall revolutionize the world using only Zippers. How is this possible, you ask? Well… we’re actually not quite sure yet. But we’re working on it. And if anyone asks years later when we’re rich and famous, we will all deny any affiliation whatsoever with small villages in Brazil. Or sweatshops. Or Gina and Jon. Well, okay we did promise them each 5%. But that’s partially to keep them from talking to the press about our less than reputable entrepreneurial origins. Okay, so that was a random tangent. Anyway, I’m sure that you’ll be hearing more about this little creative phenomenon soon, so I won’t go on. Sufficed to say, we’re awesome. And you’ll want to start kissing up to us pretty soon, before it’s too late.
Muahaha! Yay capitalism!!!

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