(Note: It really helps if you read it aloud, and YELL the ALL CAPS parts.)
I woke up today and thought HEY,
I’m ALONE in the world
With no one to CARE
If I live, or DIE.
And guess what? That’s YOUR FAULT.
Yesterday, I was HAPPY.
I thought the world was FAIR
And KARMA was real,
But it is clearly a JOKE.
Why? Because you haven’t yet BEEN HIT BY A BUS.
Today, I feel like DYING
Or ceasing to EXIST AS MATTER
Because even though the theory of Conservation of Mass states that matter cannot be created or destroyed indefinitely,
I CLEARLY DON’T MATTER TO YOU.
So what’s the GODDAMNED POINT of existence?
Is it NETFLIX?
Because it CANNOT be chill.