You call yourself a “beer connoisseur”
But when no one is looking
You drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.
You’re basic, Bro.
You cheer for the Giants
But only because you secretly think
You look better in blue.
You’re what is loosely referred to as an “unimpressive man,” or “Basic Bro.”
Your favorite band
Used to be The Black Keys
But you won’t listen to them since they “sold out.”
Sorry Bro, but you basic.
You broke up with me and
Immediately changed your relationship status
You’re hella basic, Bro.
[From the “Prose Over Bros” Series by VP Anderson]