Basic Bro

You call yourself a “beer connoisseur”

But when no one is looking

You drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.

You’re basic, Bro.

You cheer for the Giants

But only because you secretly think

You look better in blue.

You’re what is loosely referred to as an “unimpressive man,” or “Basic Bro.”

Your favorite band 

Used to be The Black Keys

But you won’t listen to them since they “sold out.”

Sorry Bro, but you basic.

You broke up with me and

Immediately changed your relationship status

On Facebook.

You’re hella basic, Bro.



[From the “Prose Over Bros” Series by VP Anderson]