Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Game of Thrones: Part II

1. Short people absolutely DO have a reason to live.

2. MILFs can be very, very dangerous.

3. If you ain’t nothing but a Hound, dog… [getting wasted and] crying all the time, you’re never getting laid. Chicks don’t dig that, man.

4. Keep guys with ponytails and weird names the hell away from your teenage daughter. (Or teenage Targaryen, whatever.)

5. Beware the ingenue. She bites.

6. Nobody cares how many fingers you’re holding up, Davos. God, will you please shut up about it already!!?

7. Players gonna play… Haters gonna hate… Pirates gonna pirate yo sh**.

8. Redheads, in general, are not to be trusted.

9. If a girl puts you in charge of an army but won’t let you touch her axe, you’ve been friend tracked, dude.

10. It’s all fun and games until you drink too much and go temporarily blind.

Please feel free to add your own GOTisms in the comments>>>>