I saw this today while I was updating my personal Goodreads profile, and I was like “OMG I’m in the top FIVE!!?”

And THEN I looked at the top part and I was all, “Oh. That’s only for reviewers posting from the tiny tropical island I live on. Riiiiiight.” (Fail.)

This, children, is why it’s important to read the fine print before you find yourself getting a little too big for your literary britches.