1. When in doubt, cut it off.
2. Once a bastard, always a bastard. (Even if you’re a sexy bastard.)
3. Don’t trust people who swear their eternal allegiance out loud.
4. Incest is so hot right now.
5. Sometimes, it’s best to leave the Bull behind and look out for #1.
6. Even mountains can be taken down by a clever little person.
7. If you’re destined for greatness, that doesn’t mean you can’t still f@#* it up with some really stupid decisions.
8. Don’t eat dinner with people who hold grudges.
9. Hot, smart girls are not to be trusted.
10. Anyone can be killed.
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