30 Second Update: The Island of Slack, Part II

Why do I spend so much time stressing out? She wondered to herself, as she fast-walked down a long, narrow hallway on her way–but already ten minutes late–to an event where she would ad-lib a one-hour lecture in front of two-hundred complete strangers.

God only knows.

It might be the diet, she told herself. Yeah, it’s probably the diet.