Hipster Rant of the Day

A shout out to all those who are willing to be inconvenienced in the interest of saving the environment, mother earth, and the future of the human race.

So what if apples and oranges are awkward to eat and make your fingers sticky?

So what if your electric car makes you look like you’d lose a cage match with Betty White?

So what if you’d rather have your food processed and chemically enriched and then handed to you in colorful paper bags, or eat a delicious fried donut with caramel glaze than spend twenty minutes chopping up a salad that will probably wilt by noon?

You do it anyway, because you are one badass human being. And for that, I salute you.