In One Swale Foop

Tonight was alternately super slow and super stressful. Why stressful, you ask, if it was so slow??? Well, for starters, I started out with a party of twelve, and while I didn’t really mess anything up per se, it began to seem as if no matter what I did, the table would never be content. […]

Zippo

Tonight, Robbie, Chris and I decided that we shall revolutionize the world using only Zippers. How is this possible, you ask? Well… we’re actually not quite sure yet. But we’re working on it. And if anyone asks years later when we’re rich and famous, we will all deny any affiliation whatsoever with small villages in Brazil. Or […]

Blargh.

Tonight, I was so blitzingly tired that I could barely think straight. Straightly. Straightified. Okay wait I AM so tired I can barely think. At all. Anyway, so why am I writing this instead of sleeping? That is an excellent question. I think it’s because I just needed to rant. The sad part though is […]

Jet Lag

Alright, who on earth in their right mind would stay up until three in the morning tinkering around on the internet and writing blogs? Well, apparently there are many such whoms. And I am now one of the unfortunate individuals to join their ranks. Curse you and your addictive website, Chris. Okay, so this morning […]