Resume of an Action Movie Henchman

Name: Something monosyllabic and vaguely threatening, such as Butch or Stan. SS#: Don’t need one. Hometown: Somewhere where they don’t have convoluted thought processes. Desired Position: Henchman of evil mastermind in ANY action-like movie. Skills: Completely random specialization with impractical weapon, such as Axe, Bullwhip, Ice-pick, Chainsaw, or Nunchucks. Complete crap at marksmanship with ANY […]

The Origin of Helpful Adages

You know, as a kid I always thought that every saying should always come from a literal and basic truth. Like, that bears repeating. Or, that doesn’t bear repeating. I pictured that fuzzy little grizzly doing the same things over and over. And that would get boring, I suppose. But what sense did it make? […]

Resurrected… Endings.

When I someday sit down and write the story of my life, it will be merely the highlights–the parts that I remember, that have stood out in some way because of their importance. Moments like this, they seem so crucial when they happen, until a little time passes and then they pale in comparison with […]