Resume of an Action Movie Henchman

Name: Something monosyllabic and vaguely threatening, such as Butch or Stan. SS#: Don’t need one. Hometown: Somewhere where they don’t have convoluted thought processes. Desired Position: Henchman of evil mastermind in ANY action-like movie. Skills: Completely random specialization with impractical weapon, such as Axe, Bullwhip, Ice-pick, Chainsaw, or Nunchucks. Complete crap at marksmanship with ANY […]